Day 240: Jokes

I’d been feeling nauseous all day at work today. One of my co-workers asked if I was pregnant too, since we’ve had a wave of pregnancy break out around the office.

I laughed an ugly laugh and said that I hope not because I hadn’t done anything to make me pregnant in a while.

My husband and I are usually too tired by the time we get back to each other every day to do anything other than fall asleep together.

Hahahahaha. Hilarious.